Louise has issues.

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Yikes I've NEVER been this late to pick up the kids. That principal could have police waiting to ambush me-- to haul me off in handcuffs.

Well I'll just run like there's a pack of wolves behind me. Maybe I can beat the clock. Oh my gosh, is that Calka? Haven't seen him since art school.

He never did like me. And he-- HATED my work.

He really does. He looks 10 years younger.

WHAT. Oh. You can say that cause you;re a real artist.

You tell the truth! And because I'm a little housewife with a manicure-- I don't dare to look at my watch, but I can't just stand here. If I were a real artist, PUNCH him in the face!

Is this proof that I AM a superficial person? Why I never want to read books about the Holocaust?

Are you KIDDING? I'm a mother! I live like an indentured servant.

Right. Germany. Actually I may be spending the night in prison! Meanwhile, the caffeine's wearing off. And now I'm even later. Noooo.